Here’s your knife back, I finally got it out of my back. I’m sure you’ll be needing it again soon.

Unknown (via exc-essive)

How to finger a girl


1. Use your tongue


Really want to have sex with the window open whilst its raining outside. 

I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm.

— (via jennayliu)


2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

When you screw up, skip a workout, eat bad foods, or sleep in, it doesn’t make you a bad person.
It makes you human.

Welcome to the club.

There’s like seven billion of us.

— Nerd Fitness (via allylifts)

I’m sick of people telling me it’s just a “get over it” situation. Fuck you. You don’t know what it’s like in my head.

— Will McAvoy, The Newsroom (via hadaes)

Life is too short to spend it at war with yourself.

— Unknown (via goodwinmacalister)

more like this here x


I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards