How to finger a girl
1. Use your tongue
Really want to have sex with the window open whilst its raining outside.
I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm.
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
When you screw up, skip a workout, eat bad foods, or sleep in, it doesn’t make you a bad person.
It makes you human.
Welcome to the club.
There’s like seven billion of us.
I’m sick of people telling me it’s just a “get over it” situation. Fuck you. You don’t know what it’s like in my head.
Life is too short to spend it at war with yourself.
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards